Uncertain
I so do this.

I so do this.

parents.
Son: *brings girl over to the house.
Parents: Hi, you're so pretty. Come eat, come eat. Go in the room later and fuck.
Daughter: *brings guy over to the house.
Parents: Who are you? How are your grades? Where's your birth certificate? Why are you breathing my daughters air?

inhalestiles:

jarvisinthetardis:

So according to Victoria’s Secret I can love my body if my waist is the size my thigh currently is, if I am 5’ 9”, if I have long slightly wavy brown or blonde hair, and if I am either white or one very specific shade of brown. Thanks for that, I’ll log that away.

this is perfect^